Published by:
Toadtrip
Developed by:
Toadtrip
Genre: Awesome
Number of Players: 1/2
Release Date:
October 26, 2008
Platform: PC
Giant wall of text reviews from shitty games with high numbers tacked on them distracted me from this game for 46 days too long, and might as well cancel the game of the year awards as this game deserves all of them
As for the facts, this is a 2.5D shooter game which you can play with a friend if you want(joysticks are recommended), and the object of the game is to massacre all the zombies. You can do so with your weapon which you can swap out with for bigger weapons when you reach a new experience level, and gain upgrades for the weapons which will be discussed below. This game was made by 2 people from Australia which is odd as Australians are notorious for voting in people who hate video games with violence and foul language.
Now with all the facts out of the way, here's why Zompocalypse is awesome:
- No story to waste your time
- Shit tons of Zombies to murder
- The playable characters have awesome names (Sergeant Chuck McPain and Captain John Smackdown)
- The characters say important things like eat lead motherfuckers instead of stupid shit like reloading
- A well shaped difficulty curve
- Flawless game flow
- Lots of enviromental elements to aid in your zombie massacre
- The game doesn't require a monster PC to run it and actually works (no DRM, online activation or CD check)
- You regain your health by rescuing female survivors and having them flash you (just like in real life)
- You kick babies to get weapon upgrades
Conclusion
Download the Demo/Buy it now, seriously quit reading this review and play it
If you've made it to this sentence without playing the game, I consider you a failure as a person
∞∞∞∞∞/10
